Dave got out of work early enough this evening that we were able to go out to dinner before 10pm! All week so far he’s been working really late (nice overtime, though). So we went to Denny’s and stuffed ourselves silly and came back to the hotel and decided to go down to the pool for a bit. The night before we left for Chicago, Dave pulled a muscle in his back so it’s been bothering him all week. We figured the hot tub would do him wonders.
So we’re down sitting in the hot tub, enjoying the relaxation of it all, and there’s an older lady swimming laps in the pool. Some guy came down (her husband, I assume) and they exchanged words and she swam a few more laps. Then she came into the hot tub for a minute before finally going over to where her clothes and towel were. Now, I assumed she would just wrap up in the towel and head back to her hotel room. No. Not at all.
She kind of drapes the towel around her and I see her pull her bathing suit down and start putting on her bra and a tank top (her back was to us, it’s not like she was flashing us, thank goodness). I lean over to Dave and I’m like, “Ok, she’s seriously changing right out here by the pool! Why doesn’t she just go into the restroom right there?!”
So we start minding our own business and we decide to jump into the pool, which was FREEZING after being in the hot tub for so long. Dave’s walking around with me in the pool, my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist. I look over and granny pulls her bathing suit all the way OFF and continue to put on her underwear. I’m seriously apalled at this point. And she’s taking her sweet ol’ time, too. Every time I tell Dave to look and see if she’s done so we can get out of the pool, he refuses. So I’d quickly peek and catch her standing there in her granny panties like she’s in her own home, all nonchalant. It was unnerving. Finally, she finished dressing and left.
Seriously. Seriously?! WTF. I’d tell her to get a room but it’s apparent that she has one and doesn’t care to use it! She’d rather change in front of everyone down at the pool. I feel exposed enough just showing up in my bikini!


This is not uncommon at all. Older ladies just don’t care. At the YMCA I go to, there are naked old ladies everywhere that walk around in the locker rooms (full of people) butt ass naked like they don’t even realize they don’t have clothes on. So this really does not surprise me, lol.
man, old ladies crack me up. i can see how that would be a bit disturbing though. but you have to laugh about it now.
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